I'm A Bisexual; I Get

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.