The 16+ Dudley Moore Quotes

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Volvo — They're Boxy But They're Good.

Maybe The Memory Does Play Tricks. Increasingly, I'm Thinking, 'what Was Their Name? I Knew That Name Yesterday.' I Think That's What Happens. At Some Point, I'll Forget That I Ever Worked With Peter Cook, I Suppose, And Alan Bennett And Jonathan Miller.

Jaguar — For Men Who'd Like Hand-jobs From Beautiful Women They Hardly Know.

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.

I Am Trapped In This Body, And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.