When I Think Of Canada

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.