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I've Been Watching Politics For 35 Or 40 Years And You Just Never Know. You Can Have One Person Win The Iowa Caucus And Then The Whole Picture Changes Ten Minutes Later. The Same Thing Can Happen Again After New Hampshire. I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With Our Country In The Future.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.