I Have Nothing But Love

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.

People Come To My Shows And Know That They're Going To Hear About What's Going On In The World - What's Happening At The Moment. My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

Why Is It That They Have Bibles In Every Motel Room? Why Should A Man Want To Read The Bible When He's With A Woman Alone In A Motel Room? Why Would He Be Interested? Whatever He's Praying For, He's Already Got!