The Last Thing We Need

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

The New York Times Claims That They Publish All The News That's Fit To Print But What They Really Do Is Print All The News That Supports Their Agenda. What They Are Is The Power Base Of The Left.

All The Democrats Do Is Bicker. They're Not Concerned About The War Or The Fate Of The United States Of America. They're Desperate Characters.

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.