The Last Thing We Need

All The Democrats Do Is Bicker. They're Not Concerned About The War Or The Fate Of The United States Of America. They're Desperate Characters.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

It Is Easy To Tell The Difference Between Jews And Gentiles. After The Show, All The Gentiles Are Saying 'have A Drink? Want A Drink? Let's Have A Drink!' While All The Jews Are Saying 'have You Eaten Yet? Want A Piece Of Cake? Let's Have Some Cake!

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.

The New York Times Does An Unbelievable Amount Of Damage Because Every Day Television And Radio Stations Along With The Rest Of Media Take Their Lead On The Way The News Should Be Presented Along With What Actually Is The News.