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Jews Are The Best Dressers In The World. They Buy The Best Clothes, The Best Homes, The Best Cars. The Best Of Everything. The Only Thing Is, They Get It For Less.

I Always Thought Music Was More Important Than Sex—then I Thought If I Don't Hear A Concert For A Year-and-a-half It Doesn't Bother Me.

Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone. Take My Girlfriend - I Think She's The Most Remarkable Woman In The World. . . . That's Me . . . But To My Wife . . .

The Last Thing We Need Is Another Clinton To Be Our President. Believe Me, One Lowlife Was Enough. We Don't Need The Lowlife's Partner.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.