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The Last Thing We Need Is Another Clinton To Be Our President. Believe Me, One Lowlife Was Enough. We Don't Need The Lowlife's Partner.

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

Did You Know That The Jews Invented Sushi? That's Right - Two Jews Bought A Restaurant With No Kitchen.

I Always Thought Music Was More Important Than Sex—then I Thought If I Don't Hear A Concert For A Year-and-a-half It Doesn't Bother Me.

Prostitutes Go To Jail. Their Customers Go Home And Read The New York Times. In This Country You're Allowed To Buy Anything. If You Need A Shirt, You Have A Right To Buy It. If You Need Sex, You Don't. What's More Important, Sex Or A Shirt?