I Was So Self -conscious,

Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid Playing Accountant - Even If They Wanted To Be One?

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

The New York Times Claims That They Publish All The News That's Fit To Print But What They Really Do Is Print All The News That Supports Their Agenda. What They Are Is The Power Base Of The Left.