I Used To Be Indecisive,

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.