I've Never Hit A Woman

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!