I Never Met A Kid

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.