I'm Free Of All Prejudices.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.