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Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.