Fashions Come And Fashions Go,

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.