In Many Instances, Marriage Vows

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.