In Many Instances, Marriage Vows

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.