I Think If You Try

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

I Think Helen Of Troy Must Have Been Pretty Hot. She Got Two Countries Going Crazy For 10 Years Over Her.

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.