I Think Everyone Should Own

I Think I Identify More With The Smart Guy, But Most People Might Take Umbrage At That. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Real Thinker, But I Suppose People Might Beg To Differ.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

I Don't Know Any Comedian Who Tailors His Act To His Audience. Maybe People Say They Do, But I Can't Even Imagine Them.

Twitter Is One Of Those Dangerous Toys That If It Gets In The Hands Of The Wrong Person You'll Have The Mind Of A 12-year-old Masquerading As An Adult.

I Used To Love The Election Season'cause It's Kind Of Fun. Everyone Makes A Big Sport Out Of It With All These Different News Stories And Everything. I Like It Better Now That Everybody Knows All The Candidates From The Past 15 Years. But It Does Get Really Ugly. It's Ugly And It's Pugilist.