I Think Everyone Should Own

I Get The Impression The English Kings Were Witty, For Some Reason. I Feel Like All You Had Was Your Wit.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

A Weird Sort Of Awareness Set In, Like, 'wow. My Stand-up Isn't Just Separate From Everything Else I Do Anymore.' With Twitter And Face Book, Everything Is Universal That Everything Everybody Says Gets Seen.

Marie Antoinette Was Funny, I'm Sure She Was Just Misinterpreted. You Know The 'let Them Eat Cake' Line. She Seems Like She Was Kind Of Funny, Like A Chelsea Handler Or Kathy Griffin Type.

I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm Much More Superficial.