I Think Helen Of Troy

People Say History Is Boring, And That Is True Because People Are Boring. We Haven't Changed Since Time Began. We're Still The Same.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.

It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But I Would Not Trade It For Anything.

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.

You Can't Make Money On Broadway. You Make Nothing. You Maybe Make Like $1,350 A Week After You Pay Out All The Producers.