I'm Quietly Becoming New York's

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

It’s Sad. Marxism Didn’t Work. Communism Didn’t Work. Capitalism Doesn’t Work. Nothing Works. Even Democracy Doesn’t Work. Democracy-the Greatest Form Of Government And We Have Two Choices For Who’s Our Leader. In Fascism You Only Have One Choice. That’s Great. We Have One More Choice Than The Worst Form Of Government.

I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor. People Don't Understand. They Have Me Pigeon-holed As A Comedian.

People's - Most People's Job Is Talking About The Future Or Like Money Not Even In The Present Tense. It's Not Even Paper.

That’s The Beauty Of Being A Comedian: It’s The One Job You’re Allowed To Do That. We’re Lucky. We’re Really Lucky.