You Can’t Make Everybody Laugh.

Everybody Says Before Reviews Come Out, 'oh, Reviews Don't Matter,' Just In Case They're Bad; Everyone Want To Brace Themselves.

My Name Has Zero Value.

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.

I'm Always Working On Stuff. But They Never Materialize. I'm Always Working On Movies And Tv Shows.