Somehow, It Was So Happy

I Think People Tend To Feel Odd When I Do My Act. Unless You Are An Ironic Person, It's Not A Good Place For You To Be.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

People's - Most People's Job Is Talking About The Future Or Like Money Not Even In The Present Tense. It's Not Even Paper.

The Senate Was Holding Hearings On Deceptive Sweepstakes Practices. These Companies Target The Elderly, Making Them Think They're Going To Get A Bunch Of Money, When In Reality They Never See Any Of It. The Most Popular Of These Scams Is Called Social Security.