I Always Wanted To Write

That’s The Beauty Of Being A Comedian: It’s The One Job You’re Allowed To Do That. We’re Lucky. We’re Really Lucky.

I Feel Most Empires Fell When They Started To Act Human, But Then Look At Russia. They Kept A Pretty Strong Hand, And They Fell From Afghanistan Alone Because Afghanistan Is The Graveyard Of Empires. I Guess You Just Can't Sustain It.

I Write All The Time - I Write Poetry, I Love To Write

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

New York Stat Agreed To Pay $12 Million To Settle A Lawsuit Filed Three Decades Ago By Inmates Swept Up In The Bloody 1971 Revolt At Attica Prison. The Settlement Will Be Paid In The Form Of Chocolate Bars And Packs Of Newports That Can Be Picked Up In The Commissary.