I Think I Sent Out

I Remember The First Date I Ever Went Out On. It Was In High School. Her Name Was Marguerite. She Was Kind Of A Heavyset Girl... I Took Her Out On One Date. We Went Out For Dinner And A Movie And A Dinner.

I Really Like To Read When I'm Eating - 'the New York Times' Or The 'wall Street Journal,' Paper Version.

I Grew Up Watching Stand-ups And Thought It Was So Entertaining And Unique - You Didn’t See That As A Job Description Anywhere.

I Think People Really Appreciate Clever Commercials, As Do I. I Think They're Very Entertaining. You Just Have To Wade Through All The Garbage. That's One Of The Reasons People Watch The Super Bowl. A Lot Of Them Watch It To See The Commercials And Not The Actual Game.

When I Began Doing Stand-up, It Took Me A Long Time To Get An Hour's Worth Of Material Together.