I Really Like To Read

I Am Whelmed, And Not Overly Whelmed, Just Whelmed About A Lot Of Facets In Life - Just How Fragile Life Is And The Different Challenges You Have In Life, Phobias About Things.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Don't Mind Seeing Two Guys Kissing, You Know, As Long As They're Clean-shaven.

I Remember The First Date I Ever Went Out On. It Was In High School. Her Name Was Marguerite. She Was Kind Of A Heavyset Girl... I Took Her Out On One Date. We Went Out For Dinner And A Movie And A Dinner.

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."