I Grew Up Watching Stand-ups

When A Show Has Been On For So Long, You Lose Fans, You Gain Fans. I Remember This From 'saturday Night Live.'

Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target. I Enjoy Helping People, But Not Every Two Minutes.

Any Time You Do An Adam Sandler Film, It's Kind Of Like A Boys' Club, Because You're Hanging Out And There Are Guitars Around, And Basketballs And Footballs And Electric Bikes And Scooters And Different People Dropping By.

When I Began Doing Stand-up, It Took Me A Long Time To Get An Hour's Worth Of Material Together.

They Say That Moving Is One Of The Most Stressful Things In Life. Death In The Family Is The Second Most Stressful, And Moving Your Dead Spouse Is The Third.