Never Wear A Red T-shirt

Workers Insist That They Are Not Disgruntled. They Are Very Gruntled.

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.

It Is A Great Rush To Come Up With A Joke That Gets A Good Response From The Audience. It's Gold!

I Like To Stuff Myself At Thanksgiving, Not Turkeys.

'the Outer Limits' Was One Of Those Shows I Grew Up Watching - That And The 'twilight Zone.'