I Started Saying Things In

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing Through His Bible, Going 'where Did I Say Build A Water Slide?'

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.