Everything Can Be Satirized.

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!