So Many People Counted On

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.

You Don't Know What A Rough Crowd Is. If All I Have To Do Is Go Make People Laugh, That's Nothing. Let Me Tell You What A Tough Crowd Is. A Tough Crowd Is Going To A Morning Service And You Got Six People There And You Gotta Pay Your House Payment. That's A Tough Crowd.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.