You Know What The Problem

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To Anyone? It Goes After Anyone Who's The Target. Comedy Attacks, Man.

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.