When Has Stand-up Comedy Been

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?