I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?