I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

I Got Divorced, Which Was Not A Good Thing For A Revivalist Minister. It Did Not Go Down Well. I'd Already Been Banned From A Couple Churches For My Jokes. So One Day I Woke Up And Decided It Was Time To Start Living For Myself.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.