What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

Rage Only Works If It Is Justified. That's The Trick With Rage. You Gotta Have A Reason To Be Mad.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.