I Really Love The Internet.

I Am A Spy In The House Of Me. I Report Back From The Front Lines Of The Battle That Is Me. I Am Somewhat Nonplused By The Event That Is My Life.

I Grew Up Knowing That I Had The Prettiest Mother Of Anyone In My Class.

I Really Love The Internet. They Say Chat-rooms Are The Trailer Park Of The Internet But I Find It Amazing.

My Mom Had The Breakdown For The Family, And I Went Into Therapy For All Of Us.

As A Matter Of Fact [my Mother] Is Very Happily Married. To A Very Nice Southern Gentleman Named Roanoke - Her First Non-jewish Husband, As She Likes To Say.