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Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Our Dreams Are Firsthand Creations, Rather Than Residues Of Waking Life. We Have The Capacity For Infinite Creativity; At Least While Dreaming, We Partake Of The Power Of The Spirit, The Infinite Godhead That Creates The Cosmos.