I Only Made $200 A

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.