I Drink For The Honorable

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.