I Drink For The Honorable

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.