Modesty In An Actor Is

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.