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One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.