I Met My Husband When

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

Best Way To Get Rid Of Kitchen Odors: Eat Out.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.