I Met My Husband When

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'