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Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.