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I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.

I Go To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar. I Say Will You Go Home With Me? She Says I Don't Know, Do You Have Cable? I Say No, But The Rope Should Work Just Fine.

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.