Girls Throw Their Panties On

My Girlfriend Said, Emo, I'm Seeing Another Man. I Said, Well, Try Rubbing Your Eyes Or Something.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

I Go From Stool To Stool In Singles Bars Hoping To Get Lucky, But There's Never Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.