I Go From Stool To

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.