I Go From Stool To

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

There's A Joke In Everything, The Trick Is Finding It. The Best Compliment A Joke Can Get Is What Huxley Said About Darwin's Theory Of Evolution - 'why Didn't I Think Of That?'