I Go From Stool To

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Go To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar. I Say Will You Go Home With Me? She Says I Don't Know, Do You Have Cable? I Say No, But The Rope Should Work Just Fine.