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Jeff Ross Has Been Roasting People Since Whitney Cummings Was Nothing But A Glint In The Eye Of The Man Who Raped Her Mother.

Halloween Is Just A Made Up Holiday, Created By The Razor Blade Industry.

I Got Into Comedy Because I Wanted To Get Into Writing.

I Want To Get A Tattoo Of The Word Irony, Only Misspelled.

The World Is Full Of Horrible Things That Will Eventually Get You And Everything You Care About. Laughter Is A Universal Way To Lift Your Head Up And Say: 'not Today, You Bastards.'