I Got Into Comedy Because

I Prefer To Sleep With Deaf Girls. Those Crazy Chicks Never Have A Safe Word.

It's Always Difficult When Someone Close To You Passes Away. But It's Really Tough When They're On Top Of You.

I Think My Friend Jeff Is Gay. I Don't Know - I'm So Bad With Names.

I Grew Up In A Poor Family. I Had To Cut Everyone's Hair, Because We Didn't Have Money For Entertainment.

I Think Brilliant Stuff Comes Out Of Working With Limitations. One Liners Are Very Limiting, But That's What Drew Me To Them In The First Place.