Halloween Is Just A Made

My Ultimate Goal Is To Do Whatever I Want, Whenever I Want To Do It. And That Keeps Changing. I Didn't Want To Host My Own Show Until I Wrote For Someone Else's.

I Enjoyed Writing For Someone Elses Voice, But I Wasnt Very Good At It.

I Don't Want To Wake Up With Cops Surrounding My Bed Tonight.

If I Tell A Joke On Stage And The Crowd Laughs For A Minute, I Stand There For A Minute And Enjoy Them Laughing Before I Go On To The Next Joke. On Tv, If I Stand There For A Minute While They Laugh, I Look Like An Idiot Who Can't Remember The Next Joke.

The True Meaning Of Christmas Is Actually Centuries Of Gullibility.