I Like To Serve Chocolate

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.