I Like To Play In

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.