Culture Is The Ability To

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.