Culture Is The Ability To

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.