I Like Dark Comedies. That's

People Get Tv Deals By Doing Something In Their Grandmother's Basement. It Is Definitely The Wave. Everybody Is Trying To Do All That Stuff. I Mean, The Internet Is The Only Reason That I've Gotten Work Is Because I've Somehow Created A Line And People Have Seen It. And Then I've Been Asked To Auditions.

My Girlfriend And I Went To A Dinner Party The Other Night And We Ended Up Playing Charades. There Was Another Couple There That Was Deaf. They Were So Good.

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

I Know My Face Is Turning Red. I Don't Want You To Interpret It As Being Embarrassed. It's Rage. The Color Of My Face Is Rage.

I Do Whatever Comes My Way. But I Get Burned Out On Stage. It's A Lonely World. I Think Part Of The Romanticism About Being On The Road Is You Get To Meet A Lot Of - My Mom Once Told Me, "you've Probably Got A Woman At Every Port." Like I'm A Pirate. Obviously She Doesn't Know Her Son That Well.